the book is intended for MEN!
It uses profanity, is not hypocritical, but brutally open and honest.
Read only at YOUR OWN RISK!


Entry-level in the anal-level, huh?!

It’s a really weird title, „Entry-level in the anal-level“, isn’t it? One possible interpretation is that even though I’m starting out, I’m still totally fucked…
It took me a long time to be persuaded to write this unflattering and at times even disrespectful story. I was persuaded only by the promise of publishing it in memoriam, or certainly only at a time when the possibly still living persons concerned will not be in a condition to fully understand the content of what I have written… Nevertheless, I succumbed and finally agreed that the lessons of my experience are worth recording for the possible edification of future generations. I do not expect your approval, nor do I even cling to the enthusiasm of the facts presented. But, believe it or not – I am writing it all down as I have experienced it, and let the strength of this writing be in its truthfulness, openness and honesty – as I have tried to live it in the end.
I guess beginner as a concept is understandable, right? I didn’t begin to consider myself a true beginner in the „dating market“ sense until around my forty-fifth year. It was around the time that I became just that, an anus. I mean, loser. A loser. Well, I must disappoint you. While the name would suggest anal intercourse, it is not at all the practice I call „positional miss.“